Overheard in our truck today:
Best Beloved: "I might get up early enough to watch some golf tomorrow. Or some hunting shows."
His Beloved: "You have a pretty short list of interests there."
Best Beloved: "Right. I forgot that you have so many. Let’s see—House Hunters and . . . the Food Network."
His Beloved: "And Joseph Prince. Don't forget him. I have spiritual interests, too."
Best Beloved: "Yeah. That makes you better."
His Beloved: "No. That makes me spiritual. Plus, nothing dies on my watch."
That’s where the conversation died. Guess I was wrong.