Monday, October 28, 2013
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Do you like a yappy dog? A happy dog? A snappy dog?
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Do you realize how small a piece of salt is? I know some women who are proud of their tiny feet—don’t get me started on that one—but do they seriously want me to believe that their Princess And The Pea Complex could actually trip them up on a grain of salt? I saw one of those under the microscope when I was thirteen. I think someone could stub their toe on a microscope, but beyond that . . . And frankly, if someone has their feet anywhere near a casserole they bring to a church potluck, I’m not touching it, sister. I don’t care how high the sodium content is.